Who's your boss?

Who's your boss? 

by Joel Howard

I encountered a demon

A small, puny demon

In the middle of the night as I prayed

She peered at me 

As I asked her her name

And I asked her where she'd been 

"I'm just doing my job!" 

She whimpered and said

Said she had been sent to our home

"I'm just doing my job!

It's what I've been told!" 

And politely she waited to see what I'd do

"Who's your boss?" 

I demanded and prayed

"Who do you work for this day?"

"I want to know if I send you

Where you will go

I want to know from where you came"

She told me of a greater stronghold

Upon our region

The New Jersey, PA region

She told me the legion's name

Is lust and unholy self-gratification

She told me she had arrived

As I hooked up the internet

For the first time...

And my wife and I we prayed

We prayed and we prayed and we sang

And just like we'd plugged in the old cable box

To watch the big football game

At four a.m. I returned up the stairs

And unplugged that blasted box!